|Tom has lost his voice. He no longer repeats|
what you say (which is the whole point of Tom)
|We tried Emergency Surgery|
|But our efforts were in vain.|
What magic words do you think I used to soothe my distressed child?
You guessed it.
It's OK Ashlea - I'll buy another one*
* You may remember that last time Ashlea killed a Tom I couldn't work out how to ship another one to Australia. I have since found a way to do it and now not only does Ashlea own Tom she also owns Ben, Angela, Ginger and Singing Tom. We are single handedly keeping the company in business!